Bitty Kitty’s Weblog

I’m streaky.  That “gentle tanner” is a scam.  ”Apply evenly as possible” it says.  I did!  Very even and uniform and I even stood naked in front of the fan for five minutes before getting dressed.  Those bastards.  I’d like to meet one real person who can apply that crap without looking like a half-tanned zebra.  That lotion is so outta here.  Banished to my garbage.  On the bright side that means that I’m down a lotion and on my way to a more reasonably-sized beauty arsenal.  

Yesterday I forgot to mention that my baby teeth are holding strong!  No major drilling, pulling, filling, or bridging as of yet.  However, I forgot how unpleasant the dentist is.  All the poking and scraping.  I was certain at several points during the visit that she would yank one of my teeth clean out.  She didn’t have the gentlest touch.  That tangy metallic taste suddenly pouring into my mouth. “Let’s give you a rinse,” she says. Yeah, because you’re making me bleed on myself.  shudder.